No April Fools Joke..…ALL Rotary clubs have been advised to curtail meetings until further notice.  Even District Training and the Rotary International Convention in Hawaii have been cancelled or postponed.

A bit of CREATIVITY is afoot, however…vis-a-vis a number of meetings.  The District Training has had its first “on-line” sessions…and the meeting for April 8 will be our first attempt at having a “virtual meeting”….courtesy of Mike Caruso’s “ZOOM” account.

Brandy Penner “attended” a District Training session….here are her observations:

“Good Morning!

I hope that this semi sunny Saturday morning is off to a great start for you all. I am attending various district trainings today and so far so good! I also attended the Early Bird meeting as a visiting Rotarian this last week and it was great to see a few familiar faces, but it made me miss our weekly meetings.

I reached out to Corey and Shannon earlier this week and began a discussion regarding what it would take for our club to get up and running holding our weekly meetings virtually. It is my understanding that:

1. Mike has a Zoom account, which can be used to get us started.

2. Shannon is inundated with Chamber business, helping out our local business community in this difficult time. She understandably does not have the capacity to act a full program chair at this time.

3. I am available to take on the programing piece in the interim in order to support Shannon in her role and to get our club programming up and running. The website has our calendar of speakers so I can reach out to upcoming speakers to confirm their continued availability or shift our schedule around if needed.

4. Our April 8th meeting speaker happens to be living in my house so I can ensure her availability! Inarm is our Thai exchange student and presented to the Early Bird group this week and it went very well. Her presentation could be a great way to start our first virtual club meeting since she is readily available.

5. Paula can help spread the word and get details out regarding the specific zoom information that Mike can provide.

These are new and uncharted times and we need to ensure that we stay connected, support members and continue to follow our 4 Way Test. I am excited to be small part in supporting the work that it takes to make these things happen! Please let me know if you have questions, concerns or ideas.

Brandy”

Additional comments from Paula……”I like the idea of a Zoom Club meeting–I think most of our members can access the meeting without great difficulty.  It’s a fairly simple process to access the site etc.  I am willing to do whatever is needed to move this forward.  I would suggest we prepare a simple ‘template’ for what we want to do during these meetings so we can plan forward with program ideas, presentations and discussions. “

And from Corey…..”If you would like to utilize my Google slide deck that I was using for our weekly in person meetings, I would be happy to contribute / share that with Shannon and Brandy for use…just let me know!”

Paula again…..”Connect with Fellow Rotarians and Friends of Rotary this Wednesday, April 8th!  Club President Corey Zielsdorf and Rotarians Brandy Penner, Mike Caruso and Denise Bacon are planning a Wednesday Zoom Rotary meeting.  Stay tuned for directions on how to access our Rotary Zoom meeting, time etc.  “…AND….”You will soon receive an invitation from Mike Caruso to join Wednesday’s Rotary Club Zoom meeting.  The youtube video below can be of help in navigating how to join our meeting. 

Denise Bacon ([email protected]) is willing to help you “practice” if you wish to do so before Wednesday’s meeting.  Contact Denise via her email if you want to practice.  On Wednesday, April 8th, you may want to access our meeting at 11:45 a.m. to give you time to link in.  Mike Caruso and Brandy Penner will assist you in accessing the meeting from 11:45 to noon.  President Corey Zielsdorf hopes to begin our Rotary meeting at Noon on Wednesday, April 8th.

youtube Video on how to join a Zoom Meeting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIkCmbvAHQQ

While this is a new venture for many of us, we hope this brings us closer together.  Take care….”

Mike Caruso…..”Greetings Rotarians and Friends of Rotary, we will be holding our first virtual e-meeting of the Rotary Club of Newberg, this Wednesday, April 8, at 12:00 noon via the zoom platform.  It is not necessary (but highly recommended) that you download the zoom app on your computer and/or mobile device prior to clicking on the link which is  included in this email.”

Michael Caruso is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting.

Topic: Newberg Rotary Club (Noon) Zoom Meeting
Time: Apr 8, 2020 12:00 PM Pacific Time (US and Canada)

Join Zoom Meeting
https://zoom.us/j/168550419?pwd=SFJ1UzIwN0JVRTBEeUFtL0VscmR6UT09

Meeting ID: 168 550 419
Password: 008338

One tap mobile
+13462487799,,168550419# US (Houston)
+14086380968,,168550419# US (San Jose)

 Feel free to contact Denise Bacon  [email protected]   or

                                 Brandy Penner  [email protected]
if you feel you need assistance in accessing the meeting.
Looking forward to seeing you on Wednesday, April 8!
Note: YOU WILL NEED TO ENTER THE PASSWORD:  008338
Yours in Rotary Service,

Mike Caruso
Rotary District 5100                                                                                                                                     Rotary Club of Newberg
District Governor 2011-12
District 5100 Peacebuilder Clubs Co-Chair
District Peace Fellow Applicants Subcommittee Chair
C.  503-476-5978

OK…from your Editor….now that we have the serious stuff taken care of….how about a little humor as it relates to the current “hot topic”…..from a very good friend “sequestered” in Kodiak, Alaska….

“Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
 
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
 
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
 
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
 
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
 
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
 
I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
 
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
 
So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
 
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
 
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
 
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
 
I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
 
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
 
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
 
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
 
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under”
Respectfully submitted,
Rick Kaufman
Newsletter Editor